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Tuesday, Nov 17
Six Paparazzi Set-Ups We Never Want to See Again [Shut Up, Paps]
Lindsay Lohan Shopping: Lindsay Lohan is unhireable. How does she pass the time? She shops. She'll buy anything (except groceries) and she'll spend hours looking for it. She takes friends, family, girlfriends, anyone. She loves to shop. Yawn. The only transaction of hers we want to see caught...
Monday, Nov 16
Heidi Klum's Bionic Breasts Gear Up for Another Victoria's Secret Show [Gossip Roundup]
Four babies later, Klum continues to be unreasonably sexy; Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" after getting caught stealing champagne; Flavor Flav produces a Super Bowl ad. Come be blinded by the brilliant light of a thousand Monday gossips.
Saturday, Nov 14
Michael Lohan Reality Pilot 'Leak': Standing In Rain, Trying To Be Electrocuted For Lindsay [Wingnuts]
But here's someone who's already had a long, long life, no matter who made it hard. And of all the things Lindsay Lohan did to herself, I still can't imagine actually being able to will something like Michael Lohan into their existence repeatedly. Unless their name is Dina Lohan.
Where Teary, Party-Escaping Lindsay Lohan and St. Elmo's Fire Meet in the Middle [Gossip Roundup]
Lindsay Lohan is cracked out and running out of places! Or something. We're not sure what Harry Potter is smoking but it's awesome. Carrie Prejean has more sex on camera. Jon Gosselin, Exortionists: Dicknoses. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: Photo via Bauer-Griffin]
Wednesday, Nov 11
The Lesbian and Gay Center of Los Angeles [Open Caption]
Samantha Ronson is going to have to try harder to make Lindsay Lohan jealous than by hanging out with the very virile, ladies' man Adam Lambert at Bardot in L.A. last night. Image via X17]
Heath and Lindsay Were Totally Boning When He Died [Gossip Roundup]
Radar has a WORLD WIDE EXCLUSIVE that Lindsay Lohan was dating the Heath Ledger when he died. The evidence comes from the umpteenth phone conversation that Michael Lohan secretly recorded with family members, then sold to the tabloid site, because he's just that nice of a guy. In it, Dina sa...
Tuesday, Oct 27
To Cast Some Thieves: Hollywood Finds Its Perfect Crime [BH Bandits]
Hollywood has been in awe this week watching the details trickle out about the group of teens arrested for burglarizing the homes of stars including Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom and Aurdrina Patridge. It is a tailor-made robbery of Hollywood, by Hollywood, for Hollywood and without a do...
Monday, Oct 26
Todd English's Jilted Bride Called His Kids 'Pigs' [Gossip Roundup]
The celebrity chef and his jilted bride Erica Wang continue to duke it out. No one knows anything about Brad Pitt's motorcycle accident, Lindsay Lohan has a whole new drug, Madonna's kids are skipping school. It's Monday. There is gossip.
Saturday, Oct 24
The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan [Gossip Roundup]
Lindsay Lohan's career brings out the worst in Jewish Mother impulses. Brad Pitt busts himself up on a motorcycle, LADIES. The Rock shows true colors: stone cold asshole. Sienna Miller, Roman Polanski, Gays, Musicals: presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup:
Friday, Oct 23
Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed Again [Gossip Roundup]
Did you hear? Did you hear? Ashlee Simpson got fired! A mere two months into Melrose Place's run, she and Colin Egglesfield have been let go, merely as a function of the plot, you see, it has nothing to do with their acting abilities or Ashlee being too big a star for the CW. The show's producer t...
Thursday, Oct 22
Amy Winehouse's Dad Thinks Her Knockers Are Great [Gossip Roundup]
Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson are besties, and Lindsay Lohan is jealous. Nicole is taking the high road, though, and just "wants a better life" for LiLo, thereby employing the deepest and most cutting diss in the Mean Girl manual: Magnanimous pity. [Perez Hilton]
Wednesday, Oct 21
Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace, Separated at Birth [Gossip Roundup]
Everyone is freaking out because Lohan and Versace look exactly the same. Also, Nicole Ritchie's baby appears, Kate is plus eight nightmares, and Hulk Hogan's suicide. Welcome to Wednesday's gossip...
Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace, Separated at Birth [Gossip Roundup]
So Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace showed up with the same hair, messed up pout, and similar outfits at last night's Met International Ball. This is causing a huge media frenzy because, well, no one thinks anyone should look like Donatella. Basically, no one has anything to say but, "Ew...
Monday, Oct 19
Yahoo Lap Dances Get No Applause from Twitterati [Twitterati]
The Frisky's Jessica Wakeman got a sex-related inquiry from a professor we might have confused with Nouriel "Dr. Doom" Roubini, except that even Roubini would never do the "r u" thing. DJ and Lindsay Lohan ex Samantha Ronson already has enough to talk about in therapy, Yankees!
Sunday, Oct 18
The Erratic Driving Behaviors of Stephanie Pratt are a 'Universally Accessible' Thing [Gossip Roundup]
OH MY GODDDDD Rush and Molloy, the Boris and Natasha-esque gossip team who front the New York Daily News' Sunday gossip page, have yet again set their moose and squirrel sights on the most boring possible scoop: Michael Jackson's shady doctor of death, Conrad Murray, is looking for a book...
Saturday, Oct 17
Michael Lohan's Concern for Lindsay Lohan Is a Bad Omen for Everyone Involved [Gossip Roundup]
Michael Lohan went on Maury Povich-Maury Povich? Really?-to say that there's "nothing left" of Lindsay Lohan, and that he doesn't want to see her die. Morbid! He says she called him crying hysterically after she got robbed and the Daily News reports Lohan as saying she's doing fine. Well, s...
Tuesday, Sep 8
The Triumphant Return of Lindsay's Nether Region [Gossip Roundup]
Lindsay Lohan suffered some camel toe recently — and there are basically pornographic pictures depicting the suction-cupped nightmare. We would reprint them, but, honestly, it's too early and we don't want to ruin your day with images of her vaginal lips. [3am]
Thursday, Aug 27
Lindsay Lohan's Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure [Gossip Roundup]
Because we don't see enough of her, Lindsay Lohan's reportedly shopping a reality show. Said a source, "Her manager is helping Lohan with a potential reality show that will encapsulate her trials and tribulations as she gets back on her feet and actually becomes a working actress again." [...
Sunday, Aug 23
Opinion: Lindsay Lohan Having Awful Week Of Unintended Confiscation [Gossip Roundup]
Lindsay Lohan's house may have been broken into, live! Katie Holmes inspired creepy Scientology fashion lines. Charles Dickens was a ladies' man's momma's boy. Jeremy Piven: alive. Bill Clinton: bedbugged. Anna Paquin: nekkid. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup:
Saturday, Aug 22
Lindsay Lohan's Little Italy BlackBerry Bodega Brouhaha [Lindsay Lohan]
Who: In the right corner, actress, singer, newfound lesbian Lindsay Lohan, who's shown a recent shift of getting lippy, no? There are few like her. In the right corner, Bodega late shift worker and "counterman" (via the News), Mohammed Hashan. There are many like him, but he is special.
Friday, Aug 14
Sherri Shepherd Tries to Help Andy Dick Find Jesus [Gossip Roundup]
Sherri Shepherd tried to religionize Andy Dick, Heidi claims Spencer makes her orgasm 20-30 times a day, the George Clooney gay rumors are back, Nick Lachey is lonely, Lindsay Lohan scored an acting gig and Mischa Barton has cellulite.
Sunday, Aug 2
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's Plastic Shiny Pink Birthday Meltdown Is An Epic Tragedy [Gossip Roundup]
Jessica Simpson's breakup was caused by her idolatry of a plastic toy. Amy Winehouse has fun adventures with a private dick. Lindsay Lohan's employed, Saved By The Bell, Charles Manson, Mary Cheney, and more. Here's your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup:
Saturday, Jul 25
Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul [Gossip Roundup]
Jon Gosselin's pissed Kate Major's lying about them being together. Another parent peddles her kids for money when really, she should be a Spider Man villain. Lindsay Lohan gives me Gwyneth's GOOPy runs. Happy Saturday Morning, here we go:
Wednesday, Jul 8
Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire [Gossip Roundup]
In even more unbelievable Lindsay Lohan news, the can't get an acting job to save her life actress was apparently offered the role Heather Graham played in The Hangover, but turned it down because she thought the script "had no potential." [Page Six]
Wednesday, Jun 24
Vanessa Minillo is No Longer Nick Lachey's Everything [Gossip Roundup]
Lindsay Lohan tried to get up on a drunk Justin Timberlake at Noah Tepperberg's new club Avenue the other night, but Timberlake was all "get on out of here ho!" and shooed her away. This gave Lindsay a sad and she went on Twitter and tried to start a rumor about him. [Page Six]
Monday, Jun 22
Megan Fox Explains Her Smoldering Disdain for Fat Kids Bearing Flowers [Gossip Roundup]
Megan Fox cites confusion in explaining away the infamous flower incident, Ryan Seacrest is developing a Lindsay Lohan reality show, Kate Moss is an absolute pain in the arse girlfriend, and Katie Lee Joel's new man is shagging fashion editors.
Monday, Jun 15
Did Lindsay Lohan Steal $500K Worth of Jewels? [Heists]
TMZ is reporting tonight that noted garment thief Lindsay Lohan is wanted for questioning by Scotland Yard in regards to $500,000 worth of jewels that disappeared from a recent magazine photo shoot in the UK. Reports TMZ: Lohan Investigated In Jewel Theft [TMZ]
Wednesday, Jun 3
Amy Winehouse Eats Tequila Shots for Breakfast [Gossip Roundup]
Today in celebrity fluff: Amy Winehouse is a morning drinker, Eminem was robbed, Lindsay Lohan storms through London, Simon Cowell reaches out to help Susan Boyle, Lily Allen has a nip slip, and Paris Hilton may get married this summer.
Friday, May 8
Whispers of a Mel Gibson Love Child [Gossip Roundup]
Rihanna's Louis Vuitton extreme-heeled lace-up boots gave her the superhuman ability to tower over and dominate Kylie Minogue at a party the other night. Why is exactly why Madonna was so not going to let Rihanna show up to the Costume Gala in them.
Saturday, Mar 28
Lohan Mom's Twitter Stupid — or Crazy Smart
Dina Lohan, Lindsay's mom, had a Twitter account registered on March 15, the same day accounts for Aliana "Ali" Lohan and Dakota "Cody" Lohan, Lindsay's little sister and brother, appeared. One possible reason for the coincidental timing: the leak of Lindsay Lohan's private messages p...
Tuesday, Mar 24
Rehab For Courtenay Semel's 'Exhaustion'
She's headed to rehab, Page Six reports, using a cover her ex Lindsay Lohan would appreciate: Exhaustion, which Lohan used to claim crippled her on movie sets (before she was arrested for cocaine possession). A rep for Semel tells us, "Courtenay has indeed checked into rehab . . . She's emotio...
Monday, Mar 23
Lohan, Leibovitz Out of Money [Gossip Roundup]
Oh man. Annie Leibovitz had to pawn all her stuff because of THE DEATH TAX. (Conservatives are right!) Because, see, she couldn't marry her long-time partnet Susan Sontag, which would've protected her from paying 45 percent on value of the inheritance. (Liberals are right!) But, wait... Susa...
Lohan, Leibovitz Out of Money
NY P6] Lindsay Lohan is going to stop acting and start modeling. We are going to stop doing some thing we haven't done in 5 years too (respecting Kanye? caring about Iraq?) and take up something no one would actually pay us to do (journalism). ...
Sunday, Mar 8
Opinion: Peaches Geldof Goes 'Lesbian' In Latest Lindsay Lohan Imitation [Celebrity Science]
Headline-making lesbian relationship with a DJ. We suspect Lohan and Samantha Ronson are just a bit more serious than Geldof and her buddy Fifi Brown, who DJ together as "Trash Pussies." Geldof and Brown make Facebook quips about getting married; Lohan and Ronson have angry fights throug...
Sunday, Feb 15
Madonna-Witch Steals Child from Kindly Brazillian Couple [Gossip Roundup]
Or at least he was over Christmas, when he was only allowed to send a brief text message to his worried parents. At 50 years old, the man's grandmother is younger than the witch Madonna, who has at press time taken the form of a heap of sand and chicken bones that lurches across the plains. We'll k...
Friday, Feb 13
'Lindsay Lohan is Our Dream Star!' Says 'Elm Street' Producer About to be Cussed Out by Michael Bay: UPDATE
In a surprise turn of events that will require her to temporarily suspend her ongoing vinyl-alphabetization project at the Ronson Archives, a previously thought uninsurable Lindsay Lohan will star in A Nightmare on Elm Street. Lindsay Lohan Joins ‘A Nightmare On Elm Street' [JustJare...
Monday, Dec 29
Promises Malibu Now Admitting D-Listers For Free With Proof Of Notoriety
The cushy Malibu compound has long been the most famous of Hollywood's high-priced rehabilitation centers, serving the likes of Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears when a detox facility is desired that won't get in the way of their clubbing. Now, though, Promises has opened its revolving d...
Monday, Sep 22
AUDIO: Lindsay Lohan FINALLY Confirms Relationship With Samantha Ronson
After months of open canoodling with celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan has stopped playing coy about whether the two of them are in a relationship, finally confirming the news on (of all places) last night's episode of the radio show Loveline. And she wasn't even prompted by the...
Friday, Sep 5
Sarah Palin Superstar
· The first trailer of burgeoning political pundit Lindsay Lohan's comeback vehicle, Labor Pains, made its way online. Lindsay and her newly remunerative ladyfriend Sam Ronson celebrated with a full-fledged liplock for the paps.
Monday, Aug 18
Degeneres and Lohan Use the Weekend to Illustrate Hollywood Lesbian Do's and Dont's
Still, the lesbian goddess giveth with one hand while she takes away with the other, for no sooner did the two marry than details of a sapphic Hollywood breakup emerged involving the famously "gone gay" Lindsay Lohan. Ellen DeGeneres marries lesbian partner Portia de Rossi in sunset LA ce...
Sunday, Aug 17
Lindsay Lohan's Real First Girlfriend
At one stage, the friend added, both Courtenay and Samantha were separately visiting Lindsay at a rehab unit called Promises. The pal went on: “By now Lindsay was sending ‘I love you’ notes to Samantha and signing them ‘Lindsay Ronson’ but telling Courtenay she loved her too."
Monday, Jul 28
For First Time Ever, Lindsay Lohan Not Rushed To Hospital, Sam Ronson Not A Bitch
Just when things seemed to be coming up roses for Lindsay Lohan, none other than (surprise!) Mother of the Century Dina has jumped on the chance to turn two otherwise non-items into full-out scandals reminiscent of Lohan’s cokepants days. First, reports surfaced that her cigarette- and...
Monday, Jun 30
Jessica Simpson Adds Pamela Anderson To Long List Of 'Bitches' And 'Whores' Who Despise Her
As none other than Defamer first reported back in April of 2006, the newly single Simpson handled her pouty grief by shoving her cleavage in scented cinema revolutionary Brett Ratner's smelly face, to the dismay of rumored Ratner tossaway Lindsay Lohan. After a Simpson hanger-on called...
Friday, Jun 27
Lindsay Lohan's 'Secret Half-Sister' Surfaces, Michael Lohan Excitedly Fuels Rumor's Truthiness
Michael told Star a similar tale, also ending with a remark about his notoriously excellent lawyers and their plans to "sort this out." But OK!, who claims their story on the possible Lohan family addition is "exclusive," teases us with this juicy assurance:
Wednesday, Jun 18
The Tabloid Class of 2010
Why She Will Be: The lesbian DJ and probable lover of Lindsay Lohan, could launch her own sort of spin-off. Could Us Weekly and co. be ready to give her her own sort of spin-off, once she inevitably parts ways with Lohan? A druggy, be-hatted lesbian trots around Hollywood, outing starlets. Sou...
Tuesday, Apr 29
Rumer Willis Works Hard To Emulate Demi Moore, But Do Extensions And Bikini Bodies A Superstar Make?
While Wal-Mart isn't nearly as highbrow as Versace, the fashion brand Demi modeled for in 2005, Moore was actually a hard-working model aching for a big break at 18. Rumer, now 19, is hardly struggling, and Wal-Mart, as Hilary Duff and the Olsen sisters know fully well, bring in major bucks.
Wednesday, Mar 5
Kate Hudson Latest Recipient Of A Digital Boob Job
Shocking (shocking!) news has surfaced that yet another flat-chested actress was deemed not voluptuous enough for her movie poster. The lusty marketing team behind Fool's Gold are not fools; they realized that Kate Hudson's no Lindsay Lohan in the breast department. To that end, The Dai...
