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Wednesday, Nov 11
Ashlee Simpson Wants To Be A Clothing Designer Now
Asshole Simpson is already a failed lip-syncher, a failed jig dancer, a failed baby namer, a failed Gwen Stefani-wannabe, a failed TV star and now she's adding yet another credit to her glittery resume: failed clothing designer. Yes, Ashlee is obviously trying to get into Guinness Book o...
Thursday, Oct 22
Ashlee Is Out Of A Job
It's a good thing that Ass got the ax, because watching her trying to act was painful and uncomfortable. It was like sitting through church. All of her scenes should come with a prescription for morphine, because you will need it. Laura Leighton's farts could win an Emmy over Ashlee Simpson.
Wednesday, Jan 28
Jessica Simpson Is A Size 2 (Or 8)
Asshole should really consult with Jessica before she pulls a JLove and starts throwing around the "size 2" shit. Jessica responded to the "You so fat that you start beeping when you back up" jokes to OK!, "Going from a size 2 to a size 8, that's not fat. If I weren't Jessica Simpson, no one would...
Sunday, May 18
An Asshole And A Vagina Got Married Yesterday
A spokesbitch told People, "We're delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends." Asshole wore a dress made out of toilet paper and Pete wore a tux made from guyliner. Papa Joe wore his lucky cock ring. Tony Romo wore a bal...
